in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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