it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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