I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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