Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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