My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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