like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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