can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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