ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
that may or may not have been my penis.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
