his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I love you.
Bad choice
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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