she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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