TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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