I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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