I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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