did you get engaged???
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Randomize
