dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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