Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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