We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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