is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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