16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Shame is for Republicans.
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