hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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