I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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