okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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