It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
