...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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