I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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