just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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