question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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