You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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