remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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