well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Randomize
