problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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