hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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