Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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