He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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