omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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