Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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