Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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