she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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