Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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