Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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