so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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