she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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