i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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