We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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