love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I am one with the molecules
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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