So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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