so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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