We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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