I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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