ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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