his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just had sex on a roof
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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