they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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