Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
where are my eyebrows?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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