We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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