Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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