I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
