How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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