My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
i think im in europe. pls send help
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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