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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool

(252): View more from North Carolina

Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"

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(503): View more from Oregon

im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night

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(616): View more from Michigan

Shame tastes like burnetts and latex

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?

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(571): View more from Virginia

I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.

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(585): View more from New York

Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?

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